Life usually sucks but it gets more complicated when you are a free reader. A free reader, meaning a person who reads everywhere they go whether it be at a mall, at a relatives place or even in the middle of movie intervals just ’cause you need to finish this book before the other parcel full of new books arrive. It’s hard to believe people asking you stupid questions just cause you like to read books. You just think of how dumb they are, don’t you? Well come on, let me explain this to you in detail and help all you, beautiful readers relate to me.
So let’s start, shall we??
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Do I have to mention to you the problems that we readers face?? Well, as they are too many, I should actually mention them. So here is a new problem.
The tag line of “Know It All” that all readers get. I get it too and its a headache. A pure headache. I am usually a full-on reader. I read everywhere I go. I carry at least one book and a fully charged power bank to support my fully charged phone that has Kindle, pocketbook, Spotify and Librivox for audiobooks. It’s hard to stay in control when you love to read.
I read almost everywhere I am free. Its a habit and these days as I have started socializing more, it turned into a curse too. I am usually reading at my friend’s house, restaurant, and many other social places. So when I socialize, I go through some problems of being called the know it all girl.
‘Just ’cause I read, I know everything.’ What!?? Now that’s some crazy stuff, isn’t it?? Let me show you all the ways we become the know it all people in weird and stupid situations and places where we are pushed forward to solve situations we barely even understand. Come along readers to see the points I tell, relate to me as I sail the difficult way. I am becoming a sailor after my treasure island review.😂
The Sassy Spazzy Snazzy Mean Girls Fight.
This is the situations where most chick flick readers are forced to interfere as they know everything. This situation is like you read mean girls kinda books, so you can tolerate it too. You are thrown into a situation that is extremely stupid and weird where girls are fighting, pulling each other’s hair out. You, my friend, are dragged into this situation by someone who is stuck between the two of them, that person can’t agree with one and can’t disagree with one. It’s crazy.
Let me give you a situation.
“You are a crazy person. No wonder your friends left you. You gotta get outta here, you look like a piece of garbage that smells like porcupine stink.”
“Look whose telling me that, the girl who smells like a baby diaper. Do you even know your friends backbite you?? The best thing about this is that I am alone and NOBODY BACK BITES ME!!!! GO LOSER CHECK YOUR FRIENDS OUT NOT MY LIFE.”
Then the pulling of hair, the fighting of girls, the tantrums, the taunts flying around starts…Crazy right??
…and you are pulled out of the class or wherever you are by one of your friends because…hey!!! You read and are smart and know what to do about this situation when you have no idea what the exact situation is and why is there a flying monkey going over your head. 😒
This situation is very common in colleges and that’s the exact problem of our lives, we readers won’t find Harry Potter in real life but we will find some Regina Georges in our ‘already a big disaster can’t turn worse life’. Let’s move over to the second category, shall we?
The You Read So You “HAVE TO KNOW HIM” Club.
The worst kind of club on earth. If you read a certain book, or maybe are an official bookworm, you have to know ALL THE AUTHORS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. Tragic right?? Did you just relate to my disastrous destiny? I did a special segment ranting about this thing. 😂 I can’t believe I was ranting like hell.
Embarrassing Me || Reader’s Conversation.
This is the all-time truth of my life, just cause we readers don’t know a certain author, that author’s fan thinks of us as an enemy and gives us the famous death stare of the dementors and we feel like we are in Azkaban. That is our ultimate life. The torturous one. The hell lot of bad life that we go through. It’s so frustrating.
Just because we don’t know an author we get a stare of a lifetime, SO LET ME TELL YOU ALL CERTAIN AUTHOR’S FANS, WE MIGHT NOT KNOW SOME AUTHORS NAME OR BOOKS BUT AS LONG AS WE READ YOU CAN MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. Sorry for the rant but hey!!! I do know some answers are needed to be said.
The ‘WALKING & TALKING DICTIONARY’.
Oh, this is the main reason for writing this post. I read frequently and I am the walking and talking dictionary of my tuition classes. Let me explain you what happened, shall I?
Our class was studying Business Administration (BA) and while reading through the textbook we came across a word name periphery.
The teacher had to attend a call so he went out and my one friend asked me the meaning.
“Suzie, what’s the meaning of periphery??”
“I have no idea. Let the teacher come, then you can ask him.”
“Hey, stop lying and give her the answer man. We all want to know. Hurry up, I am not in a funny mood, so cut that out.” Said a guy at my tuition class.
“I really don’t know, I am sorry. I haven’t come across this word yet.” I answered him.
“Oh really?? Okay. That means you are not a reader.” He talked back.
“WHAT??? HEY, THAT’S IT. JUST ‘CAUSE I DON’T KNOW A WORD DOESN’T MEAN I DONT READ. YOU KEEP YOUR CHEAP WEIRD MENTALITY WITH YOU.”Life sucks. 😒
This is the usual problem of my life and I think many of you can relate to it. I totally hate people who think just ’cause we read we can do anything or define any nonsensical word. I hate it so much. 😡
So I am sorry but that’s it. I am stuck in exams so I can write much. This post was in done instalments as I couldn’t write at all. I hope you all are healthy and happy. I am glad to see you all lovely bloggers still posting good things. I have been totally away from reading since December. I will be posting a blog on upcoming problems and India’s exam schedule to inform you all about my timings and lifestyle now.
I am so sorry if I can’t answer your comments, trust me on this that I miss you all a lot. I will be answering comments this Sunday. So hope to see you all soon. Sorry for the inconvenience caused by me.
So that’s it for today I am sorry for blogging too late. But hey, I am allowed to be late. I am also sorry for the irregular blogging. I Will try my best to blog regularly. Thank you all for so much support and cooperation.
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